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Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart... and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, vanished!
James is the perfect gentleman and will hold the door open for you by wedging his foot under it. He will bring a stylish welcome to any interior. James generates an emotional response from women and men the world over!
James is a multi-talented lad. During the day he supports his love of books, and by night a bouncer opening doors. Loved the world over, James can support a row of books with his outstretched arm. His stainless steel foot stops him from toppling over.
Poor Mark! He has met a sticky end, a squishy end to be more precise, his floppy body trapped within the pages of your book, scrabbling to get out, all the while happily keeping your place. You know, keeping the page of that point in the story where the man gets crushed by a giant encyclopedia. Forget pressed flowers and old receipts, Mark is the future and what else will he do now he’s dead!
Fred's cousin Stan got splatted protecting your table top from tea and coffee stains!
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